Saturday, January 12, 2008

What Did Anelka Say To Chimbonda?


95 comments:

Dazza said...

"What's are you looking at, cry-baby biatch?"

Anonymous said...

"do you want my brother to sort you a move"

tallpaul said...

'You need to concentrate on your game, boy. 'Cos when you are good, THEY come to you'.

Anonymous said...

"what's the matter pascal? can't keep a clean sheet?"

Anonymous said...

Keep moaning like a little girl like I do and you will get a move!!!

Harry Hotspur said...

"Have you ever considered playing at right back?"

Anonymous said...

''Lol Harry Hotspur is a voyeur ''

Harry Hotspur said...

10.18 Anon.

~ Stuff like...'Harry Kill Yourself' is good. Dispassionate and effective.

''Lol Harry Hotspur is a voyeur '' is just a bit... nothingy love.

Obviously you're a c*ck, but I just feel with minimal guidance we could potentially upgrade you.

Get your thinking cap on and remember - I'm here to help, as well.

Anonymous said...

"Did you know that my paternal uncle is from Belgium, Pascal?"

Anonymous said...

Bonjour

Anonymous said...

Nice Tights Love.

anonimousse said...

"Have you been on Spurs Odiotic lately? They're still waiting for Hutton to make his mind up"

shawbrad2000 said...

I wish i was you pascal playing with lee young pyo every week ha ha

mr funny said...

Pascal, I know you're a **N*, as do the Wigan and as do Spurs, but where do you WANNA play, matey?

Anonymous said...

Harry you dyslexic tnuc.

"Now repeat... 'No, I'm not looking for a transfer boss I just think I look better in Blue' "

Harry Hotspur said...

11pm anon.

Don't you 'Harry' me.

dannyboy said...

"See you at training next week Pascal. Don't forget, Surrey, not Chigwell"

Anonymous said...

Harry you dick can't you post something good ie TRANSFER TALK rather than some stupid picture. Come on get grip

Anonymous said...

Arsenal are such a bunch of coonts, I can understand why you 'n Ashley left!

Anonymous said...

Harrold. You plumb the depths like a sewer flusher.

"Why number 39? Its the number of premiership transfers I'm hoping to make before I finish my career".

Anonymous said...

Harry... Fish on Fridays. Always has been always will be in my house.

"Juande tells me I remind him of a horse. Stamina of a grand national winner, legs of a throughbread, brains of a rockinghorse"

Harry Hotspur said...

11.26

"Come on get grip"


Your word schhhhhhh.

Dan G said...

" your shit and you know you are"

Anonymous said...

dan - it's you'RE sh*t and...etc...

onedavemackay said...

"Hey Chimbo does my bum look big in these?"

"No but your hands look tiny. You need big boys gloves like mine !"

Anonymous said...

I see you are vey popular tonight Harry. No further rants to offer. Anelka is saying 'Happy? I am shxtting bricks, go and get your cornroles back and get down for some of this 80grand a week.' BloodClott

SugarRay said...

So no made-up childish article pretending you were unlucky this week. I suppose it makes a change.

Anelka probably said "join a big club like me"

10 defeats in 22 and the reserve cup the only highlight. Let's all laugh at tottingham!

Anonymous said...

My name is anelka and im a fkn cunt thats not worth 15cents

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, you were right. I've only been here for 24 hours and Ashley Cole has already been hitting on me!"

Anonymous said...

Hey Pascal....you can be a mercenary cunt like me...I'm hopin to use this move as a stepping stone to a bigger club like QPR!

Anonymous said...

dunno how you can stand those 15 denier stockings Pasc...I wear ultalites and you can't even tell I'm wearin 'em...nice gloves tho...well hard!

Anonymous said...

"You know, I have been studying Tottenhams situation for a while. Really think Damien needs to concentrate on getting a solid full back and an experienced and dominating central midfielder. Don't know what all this stuff about Downing is about. He only looks like a diamond because they stand out in the rough.
I think Jarque would be a good buy.
Have to say, Jamie O'hara is turning out to be a real fighter. Works his little cotton socks off.
Shame about Kaboul, Boateng and Bent. I think once they get a bit more match time they will realise we are playing football.
Oh well! See you at the Lane on 23rd Feb.
....
....
Would have been a nice debut if that hadnt gone off the bar, eh?"

Maldives Yid

Anonymous said...

Jeepers keepers? Seems to me with all the stuff that's flying round, Ramos is playing close to his chest!!! But after today he must surely know that( whether he wants rid of Robbo or not )his decision lost us the game.. AKA McClaren. Both goals were bread and butter saves!! We were mediocre at best but goalkeeping let us down..
How cool ta see King back where he belongs. OUR team is unsettled because they don't know if they are coming or going, ROLL on 31st Jan COYS

Anonymous said...

"The number of my agent? I'll text you!"

Disappointed with Robbo, if he really has requested a move, especially after all the brown-nosing and flattery after the new coaching-team arrived.

Thought Tainio might have made a difference yesterday. We needed a terrier in midfield. Boateng still looks lost, but deserves some credit - he's still adapting to the style and pace of the league.

We missed Jenas!

Surely there's still some DNA of Hoddle at the Lane? Rather than sink money into transfers maybe Levy should invest in cloning.

9.37 Anon

Anonymous said...

Just read an article in The Observer on Robbo's situation, which suggests his difficulty is two-pronged: lack of form plus his support for Jol (which angered DL and DC).

Our sometime No 1 is apparently so reviled by Chairman and D of F for supporting Jol that he's effectively persona non grata.

If the writing's on the wall I can't blame Robbo for wanting to exercise what control he has over his own fate.

Thanks for all the (good) memories, Paul.

9.37 Anon

Anonymous said...

Yo Pascal - want some ganja ;-)

Anonymous said...

theres no way you'll beat us in the carling cup final playing like that

Anonymous said...

"Are you late or am I early?"

9.37 Anon

Anonymous said...

Dont really give a sh*t what was said, the fact Chimbonda was laughing and joking whilst the team is 2-0 down says it all! let the money grabbing pr*ck go!

Harry Hotspur needs a better site designer said...

Hey, Pascal have you been on that harry Hotspur site ? He uses really small blue text that you can't read and his page is a real mess....sometimes he's funny, sometimes he's not but I always have a look at his page 'cos, although being with Chelski, I'm addicted to http://www.newsnow.co.uk/newsfeed/?name=Tottenham+Hotspur

Anonymous said...

Anelka: "I cant believe how crap and light weight spurs can be sometimes" "I should have had a hatrick in 20 mins".

Chimbonda: "Yeh i know im trying my best to be lazy and let you have free runs on goal"

Anonymous said...

Heya,

I know this probably isn't the right thread for this, but I was at the Chelsea game yesterday with mates, one of whom was a Chelsea fan, so we were sitting up in the Chelsea end. Whilst we were up there on a number of occasions some chanting started, in particular one idiot, in full view and earshot of the stewards started singing:

"Spurs are going to Auschwitz, Hitler's going to gas them again".

He sang this for about 5 minutes, with a round of applause at the end. This was disgusting, can anybody explain to me, how people get away with this. I thought I hated Arsenal more, but after behaviour like this, I can see that Chelsea fans are the true scum!

Anonymous said...

why are you wearing gloves, you pansy?

Paxton Road said...

Have you heard The Shelf is back?

shanemac said...

"Well, I am going to finish my sentence, Chimbo. My review of your flight performance was right on, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Chimbo, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you."

florida pete said...

Yes, you can sell your soul in any religion Pascal...

Anonymous said...

11.39am has it right.

No time for Chimbonda after that.
16 Years or 60..

"That's your crossbar, hero"

florida pete said...

I was also in the Chelsea end unfortunately, Harding Lower, and it really made me think...Do we act the same way at the Lane? Have I heard someone shout 'break his leg' etc etc and not batted an eyelid? I have to say I was disgusted, not just with the Chelsea morons, but with human beings in general..Actually put me off going somewhat....Oh, and the most amusing thing was hearing them singing Anelka's name as he was warming up, someone whom 24 hours earlier would have been spat upon by most of them...

GEORGE said...

"I can't believe Robo's on 40 grand no wonder you begged and borrowed to get to Spurs"

GEORGE said...

do you know if they have chicken cottage in chelsea

GEORGE said...

do you know if they have chicken cottage in chelsea

neamman said...

Spurs fans are no better. You have people chanting things about Wenger is a paedo and no one complains then. Frankly I think all fans should lighten up, I cant stand spurs, but I would never attack their players or managers personnally in that fashion, or chant moronic gas chamber jokes. When it comes right down to it..its only a game.

Sparky said...

Lets face it, I know we hate Arsenal because we have to, but at least I would say we are on the same wavelength as their fans, some knowledgable and some less so, but the majority of Chelsea fans are complete morons with no brains, and it is amazing how often that rings true when I meet them during the walk of life.
So their actions should be expected.

Anonymous said...

Re Chelsea Fans... They're not all bad.. but...
At the Chelsea Man U FA Cup a few yrs back I was in the chelsea end. A family of Man U fans v. polite & quiet clapped the third goal .. whilst seated.... a chelsea yob behind gave the father (50's bald, specs you can imagine it) a crack on teh top of the head with his fist. No fight just frightened kids and wailing mother. They left immediately and that was the memory of their and mine FA cup... one of the highlights of their life ruined by a jelous monkey. What were the doing there?? Apart frm enjoying themselve? Don't know. Does it matter? never forgot that and Chelsea seems the most vile away ground. Greater Pikey quotient in West London.

lisbon67 said...

Your so shite even mutton is better than you

frontwheel said...

Sparky,

Don't hate Woolwich because you have to. You don't have to.

Get your history books out and hate them on merit. "Have to" doesn't even get near it.

PS Yeah, next year's QPR Reserves fans are, (partly,) racist, bigoted scum.

Does Roman Abramovich (translation: son of Abraham, who was, alledgedly, father off all the Jews) realise? If he does, he's a bigger cunt than I thought...

frontwheel said...

Oh yeah, some good news (if it turns out to be true):

A mate of mine who works on the tube has told me that Gillespie Road tube station will soon get it's proper name back.

Anonymous said...

Gloves?! Mais, non, mon chum. I prefer a mitten as a peter-heater. The birds go mad.

GWN

Anonymous said...

I wander if Avram Grant, an Israeli-born Jew, with a jewish family and Jewish ancestory is troubled by such chanting? or if the Chelsea fans who sing such vile songs and also chant Grants name realise that such anti-semetic chants would offend their own manager far far more than any of the Tottenham fans... somehow i feel they lack the intelligence and insight to realise that

GRAZZA said...

We're no angels, One chelsea song about a chelsea fan and a bus, also another one about matthew harding. People in glass houses!!!

Maybe Anelka was saying - you know pascal, homes, they used to abuse Grazza on that HH site for saying you are shit.

GRAZZA said...

10.25, Abramovich and Ben Haim too!! the best/worst racism is the most factually incorrect!!

HighandLow said...

Anelka: "I bet you thought you'd be joining me 'till Belleti done that"

HighandLow said...

7:43 Anon; "Both goals were bread and butter saves!!"

Your comment shows precisely why cousins shouldn’t mate.

Chirpy said...

"Hey, Pascal, remember when Ledley and Darren shared a joke in the last PL game at Charlton, well, what happened next?"

EL said...

Re:9.37 anon

"we missed Jenas".


No we didn't, we missed Hoddle, Gascoine & Ginola. And where was Berbs?

EL said...

Hey Harry, any chance of putting a different photo at the top? Maybe from the early 80s or sumfink? That reminder of how long it's been, which you've had up there for a while now, is starting to curl the edges of my screen.

Just a thought.

Summerspur said...

in the unkikely event my suggested team beats Reading, my tean for manure is as follows,

P JENNINGS

D THOMAS

R GOUGH

L KING

G BALE

G HODDLE

O ARDILES

G ROBERTS

P GASGOINE

G LINEKER

D BERBATOV

Anonymous said...

Summerspur, dont be so silly, Lineker has a thigh strain.
Armstrong is available though.

Harry Hotspur said...

el

You da man.

BimitarDerbatov said...

Harry that is an epic photo.. love it.. well done..

Harry Hotspur said...

*blushes*

Vinny said...

Anon 8.40pm - Lineker's also still got that bad toe he's had all his life.

Harry - Great pic, reminds me of the good old days...;0)

By the way, anymore transfer news?...have been brushing up on a couple of our centre-back transfer targets and found out that Guglielmo Stendardo is only 18 years old!...how about that?

Looks a tall athletic lad!, too young to settle into our back 4 to plug the goals we're leaking immediately me thinks. Looks a great prospect for the future for who ever signs him, born in Napoli the home of Cannavaro and Gattuso.

So for me it has to be Jarque who at 25 is at a better maturity level to make an immediate impact.

But if he's not available till the end of the season would bring in a short-term prem proven centre-back;

1st choice: Ben Tal Haim, proven decent and could provide adequate cover for a good few years as he's still only 25.

2nd Choice: Martin Laursen, we got to admit is playing well for Villa, and has champions league experience with AC Milan. At 30years old could do a "Naybet" job as experienced back up for the next couple of seasons.

What d'ya think?

EL said...

What can I say, superb job Harry.

Who can argue with Glenda & Ricky kissing a trophy. If only we had a striker in the squad who could smack a 25 to 30 yarder with the aplomb of these two. Why haven't we? Would make a change from having them go in against us.

So who can guess the identity of the player behind the silverware? My money's on Garth Crooks. And what's Ian Paisley doing there?

Incidentally, how is Ramos going to attract players during next summer if we fail to get into the Uefa cup? Gulp!

Come on you Spurs!

Anonymous said...

It's a small bloke behind.. I'd say Ardiles or the litlle bloke .. small bloke looked a bit chubby, round face... you know the one... Garry Brooke thats it...

shanemac said...

I have that hat.

Anonymous said...

Is tonights match vs reading streamed anywhere? l couldn't see it on sopcast.

WWKMA
"woolwich wanderers kiss my arse"

bueller said...

Harry, wiv this banner, you are spoiling us, no?

EL said...

I have the electric blue vinyl, album.

Can't be Brooke. He was about as wide as he was tall. Probly Oz.

Sometimes I hear Chaz & Dave songs in my head when I don't want to.

dildo said...

HH has no new rumors to spread?
someone pls go to his house n check if he's still breathing!!

GRAZZA said...

Damn you older yids with memories of the "good old days!"

unfortunately i missed the '81 FA Cup Final, i wasnt born for another 4 months!

Might explain the deja vu everytime i hear "Villa, Still Villa!!"

Anonymous said...

This was written as a comment after reading a shite article on Spurs Pies. Their website doesn't work thoug so thought I'd post it up here H. The points are still valid...

RE: Is Commolli actively trying to ruin Spurs?

Ze Prince said: The thing that peeves me is not the players Comolli is signing, and there is no denying it is Comolli who is in charge of transfers, but rather the amounts of money we pay. The whole point in having a scout is to identify talent before the player becomes an obvious over-priced starlet. Kaboul, while potentially immense, cost us £8m. If we'd got him the previous year, it'd have been half that at most. Anybody can see the captain of the French U21 side is going to be a bit of a player. Same with Bale: £10m. Previous season, how much? Three mill max.

Commolli may well have identified future stars such as Berchiche, Taraabt, Olsen, Rose, but few of THESE players are getting in the team. Instead we are playing the ready-made players that me, you or Arsene Wenger's incontinent wife could have spotted.

Ze Prince

Anonymous said...

"Have u heard about that Harry Hotspur site, Pascal?"

"Yes, it is very shit Nicolas. It is the worst site in the history of mankind and the Yids that write on there are total tosspots!"

"Ha Ha Pascal, U should go to a different site, like www.pornstarbook.com It is very good. There are tits and fanny everywhere!!! It is crazy!"

"Thank u Nic, I shall look and have a rub with my gloves off"

Anonymous said...

Just got a phone call from a reliable source and he informs me that Damien Commolli has "convinced" Stevenage Borough's Icelandic striker Gudni Itabarndore to join the Mighty Tottingham. At £26m, it's a snip according to Commolli. He's got English parents and is only nine years old so he fits in with our transfer policy.

Johnny Mac

Harry Hotspur said...

Dildo

I'm currently concocting a tale so tall only the Mirror and Norris McWhirter will touch it.

Chimbonda to Sunderland in exchange for £8mill, a grands' worth of M&S vouchers and six multipack bags of Quavers.

shanemac said...

I think buying Downing would be a good decision. There is no chance that he will succeed for us and it will be the end of that bastard Commoli. One step back to take two steps forward.....

Vinny said...

Grazza - fairplay to you, since you didn't even see tose FA Cup wins and were probably only 3 for the UEFA cup win in 84', apart from an FA and League Cup win makes you even more long suffering and demented for loving Spurs...lol.

For me I was only a kid at the time of that picture, but that was the beggining of my love for our Spurs, we're like long suffering loyal husbands who live for the day the bitch starts give us blow jobs again...lol. If only we could be this loyal in a real life relationships...;0)

Anonymous said...

"Gudni Itabarndore". lol!!

Vinny said...

Johnny Mac and Shane Mac,

Share your sentiments about this transfer policy of buying first and foremost cos players are young and British.

Yeah if the player is TOP QUALITY, then fantastic if theyre British and young also are nice bonuses, but the fact that the player is the BEST AVAILABLE is more important than the latter 2 attributes. We need to progress to champs league soon i.e in the next 2 or 3 seasons, not another 10 years of mediocracy. This is first and foremost about loving Tottenham.

On the Downing issue still would prefer someone like Arshavin who would make a great Spurs player, looks an absolute dynamo when he plays, great left foot, skillful attacking, aggressive, forceful.

For me Downing only fits the great left foot description but none of those other adjectives.

If Ramos wants him though, in Ramos I trust and will support him like every other Spurs player, as long as it's Ramos' decision which to be honest can't see him completely having nothing to do with any transfer...don't worry lads he's one shrewd cookie.

Robert Green said...

alright spurs fans, where can i watch (on line) the game today--it's not on setanta broadband.

i'm in the US.

hollywood rob

onedavemackay said...

Harry. My most reliable source says the Chimbonda deal is as you stated but is stalling on who to pays for his gloves for the rest of the season.

Vinny. Nice short blog for a change and I agree. We want the best players for us and in Juande I trust.

shanemac said...

rob green

mate, if it's not on the fox soccer channel, you're pretty much screwed. try listening to it on bbc london 94.9 through their website. i spend some time in the states every year, i feel your pain.

Mabbs said...

"Does Andy Garcia play instead of Berbatov when you are playing any of the top 4?"

Nice blog Harry, ignore the idiots.

Pete The YID said...

It's January... it's always quiet in January, especially until the last couple of days... so the journo's have to make rubbish up to fill space.

Robinson was dropped because of poor form, it's a message to him and the squad that poor performances = bench, no matter if you are England's No. 1 or not. It also says to those constantly on the bench that chances will come your way.

You may argue about Defoe not getting games, but he does and apart from the goals (yes I know he is a striker) he has added little to the team. That might be fine if you bang in virtually every chance you get but he doesn't do that.

That means you have to play him almost every game to get proper return on the investment and that is clearly not what Jol wanted or Ramos, when they realised that Keane and Berbatov work so well together.

Don't get me wrong, I think that Defoe is a good player, but he HAS to start virtually every game to be the player we know he can be and as he won't with the current 2 up front I believe we need a different back up.

Of Course if Berbatov left then it would be folly to sell him... ah the joys of management.

Seriously though, to get back on topic, either Ramos has seen enough to want rid of Robinson (but in January?!!! - so I doubt any of this is remotely true), or FAR MORE LIKELY, the Journo's have nothing better to do.

As the SPURS website says, believe only what you read on the official site... but I guess where would the fun be in that!!

Pete The YID said...

great post vinny, i agree with every thing you have said mate.
Harry mate whats latest news on Arshavin deal is coming to the lane?

Anonymous said...

"Remember Pascal, try to make as many moves as you can when you are in your twenties. Look who I've played for, look who I'm playing for now! And when you hit your early thirties, try to finish off your career in Qatar! Now that's money baby... be sure to tell that slimeball agent of yours McKay next time he needs another percentage!"