Who's name is Javier Mascherano.
What else can I tell you? Very little. We have allegedly met both the asked fee and agreed the wage bill expectations. Ooooh look at us not mucking about for once.
Unfortunately the player response is also allegedly somewhere between 'Alan' and 'Hutton', which is to say no one from THFC was admitted to A&E with 'hand (bitten off)'.
Thoughts if you will...