Monday, October 08, 2007

Tottenham Hotspur's Defoe In... 'Carry On Scoring'


Courtesy of the occasionally brilliant News Of The World, somewhere between You Couldn't Make It Up and They Did Make It Up... comes the tale of Jermain Defoe and his alleged extra curricular shenanigans with a piece of bra burdening white trash, Rachel.
The full story is HERE but my entire purpose in running this is to highlight two quotes.
"We'd normally only have usual sex Jermain was pretty freaky and talk about doing lots of kinky things I wasn't into"
and...
" But I couldn't believe it when he drove right up my cul de sac"
Harry Hotspur is 15.

50 comments:

GRAZZA said...

That must be the same cul-de-sac that Chimbonda likes to run up most saturday afternoons!!

Interesting to hear that the wee man (thats a reference to his size not his 'Freaky' fetishes) loves throwing it about, takes me back to when Mandy Smith said Pat Van Den Hauwe loved nothing more than to dress up in her stockings and suspenders. Wallop.

elk said...

It's put me right off ice cream. Small cone & flake, anyone?

Anonymous said...

defoe was after a bit of 'back door action' but the lovely Rach said no.

Her parents must be so proud.

Nice site btw

Anonymous said...

I heard Jermain begged and begged to be given a go and even had a few 5 minute efforts, showing some real promise but when it came to the main event he misfired and failed to link up well with his partner...Then Keaneo rocked up and finished the job in style and showed why he scored more than JD

Anonymous said...

I heard Defoe was desperate to score and was ready to shoot but Jol decided to pull him off instead.

Wembleyspurs.

Anonymous said...

Defoe is nothing...just an average player

robbo_is_a_nobbo said...

drop the fat turkkey, start radek. Play 3 at the back with bale and chimbo as wing-backs. stick jenas and boatang/Taarabt in the middle and have a 3-pronged attack with berba and JD up front with Keano in the hole.

Any objections?

Harry Hotspur said...

Have to say, I'm gradually getting bored with Chimbonda the wing back.

He's supposed to be a defender.

Does anyone think he's the black John Terry?

No. And the goal against Vila whilst welcome is a total rarity.

The hotch potch approach of playing players out of position is Jol's and Hughton's.

Not mine.

Bale is a natural winger.

I therefore expect to see Jol make him compete with YP Lee for left back on a regular basis.

I could weep.

Anonymous said...

U boys were unlucky against the Scouse yesterday. Cant believe Blobinson fucked up again. It about time Jol carted him off to pie rehab to get him sorted. It cant do the Spud players any good to know they've got a fat bastard in goal who cant move properly. U should put Steed in goal cos he's good at diving. Seriously though, u were unlucky to not get the 3 points. Wrighty7

jolsgonemental said...

today I met bearsac on the DLR. A talking teddy bear from Belgium.

interesting conversation.

http://bearsac.com/aboutme.htm

I now find out he is an Arsenal fan. typical. wouldnt have bothered if i knew.

talking to teddy bears is one thing, but talking to an Arsenal fan? now thats just too much.

jolsgonemental said...

who is this wrighty cunt?

you must be one lonely fucker.

Anonymous said...

spot on jgm!

Anonymous said...

Im not a lonely cunt, i just like winding muppets like u up JGM! People like u make me laugh, just last year Jol was the best manager in the world and when things go a bit pear shaped whats the 1st thing u do? Jump off your high horse and want him sacked! U should be ashamed because ur just a fickle twat! Take the bad with the good like most decent supporters do! Wrighty7

jolsgonemental said...

no one here wants to be your 'friend' lonely boy. move along please.

in fact being a gooner ,if you are now trawling Spurs blogs for 'a mate' it must be pretty much a last throw of the dice scenario. probably time to consider topping yourself? That fantasy of an invite down the pub for 'a pint' is in reality NEVER going to happen is it?

just a thought, dwell on it.

or maybe meet up with bearsac?

jolsgonemental said...

ps. anyone who feels the need to start a post with the statement 'im not a lonely cunt'. probably is.

letsallhaveavoteforwrighty7 said...

can we start a vote? is Wrighty7 a lonely cunt?

A - yes he is.
B - of course he is.

loving it.

elk said...

On a scale of one to lonely c*nt, wrighty7 is an eleven.

Anonymous said...

hi

wrightey 7 here.

pleeeeeeeeeeze be my fwend. even goons hate me. ps where is islington?

onedavemackay said...

Just logged on. Absolutely hilarious. JGM you are becoming a legend. All goons are lonely as arrogant ignorance is seldom appealing !

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Anonymous said...

Harry

That picture on the front page is superb.

It almost gives you an insight of what things we like back in the day and how passionate the great man must have been. Maybe I am going overboard. I still love it. Good work.

Bueller

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Bueller, no question, Sid James was a prince of a man. Cracked me up dozens of times. A proper Cockney, an' all.

Jus' joshin'.

Bill Nick in bloom is a welcome sight, as have all the pictures 'Arry's run this year.

GWN

Anonymous said...

GWN,

Agreed, in the big scheme of things. In terms of greats it probably goes:

God,
Bill Nic,
Sid James,
Beadle and
JGM completing a fab 5.

Bueller

GRAZZA said...

Heres my Fab 5for the UEFA: Hardly a group of death, we were one away from Galatasaray!! would have been interesting, as it is our Group is as follows:

Group G:

Anderlecht (Bel)
Tottenham (Eng)
Getafe (Spa)
Tel-Aviv (Isr) Oh the irony.
AaB (Den)

Good night, much love.

daytripper said...

Where did Wrighty7 go? Another lowly JGM foe shot down by the mighty one?

I have a ton of respect for JGM - he took a lot of crap all Summer for his strong anti-Jol stance. He stayed around and fought off the constant personal attacks and now looks like a genious. Screw the Tea Lady, JGM should be our next coach!

Summerspur said...

JOLSGONEMENTAL

You are an absolute disgrace. I used to think you could construct a balanced argument, though not agreeing with you, it was at times entertaining.
The things you said about jol and robbo are pathetic. I for one would pay money to watch you try and land one on robbo, not likely though a sunshine, maybe just a cowardly cyber slap.

The truly sad thing is that some people on here cling to your every ignorant rant, i think you once called for a retard filter, well your wish came true, sad thing is there are two sides to a filter.

Dont we get enough grief of the press without Pratt's like you getting on our cases. Its obvious you have never played the game, so what qualifies your pathetic armchair rants at our club and players.
None of your famous rhetoric please, nothing can justify what you said about jol and robbo.

Your no icon on this blog, your just a bitter poisonous fuckwit.

jolsgonemental said...

Summerspur - you have genuinely made my day. Love the capitals.

Got a bit confused around the sad two way filter bit though.

jolsgonemental said...

Hope Eleanor Wrighty hasnt taken my words to heart.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is going on here? How is this relevant to the Tottenham?

Harry Hotspur said...

Good point well made. Let's go completely OT and do a nasty dig at John Terry instead.







HH!

onedavemackay said...

Wow Summerspur ! For heavens sake chill out man ! A lot of us more ignorant yids find JGM very entertaining. Naturally he is capable of spouting a load of bollocks from time to time but don't we all ? It is only his opinion and he is as entitled as anyone to state it.

And, sad to say because I love and respect them both, Robbo and big Martin have been found wanting lately.

Anonymous said...

I'll proberly get lynched for this but where has the loyalty gone in football? Especially supporters. Dont get me wrong I dont rate Jol that highly but he has taken u two top 5 finishes, better than any manager u've had for a long time. At Arsenal we've had 2 trophyless seasons and just sold our record scorer but u dont hear us banging on to get rid of Wenger. We have faith in him. Wrighty7

Anonymous said...

fuck off wrighty 7 u twat

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