Thursday, December 07, 2006

Singer/ Songwriters Required


The only truly consistent factor so far this season has been the fans. What a credit. The noise has been as loud and as passionate as I can ever recall it.

So in an attempt to tap into that seam of talent and enthusiasm...

Can we have song suggestions for new players please?

And If you want throw in a few classics for old time's sake, there's nobody telling you that you can't do that too.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

We;ll take more care of you Ber-Ba-Tov, Ber-Ba-Tov..... like archibald

Anonymous said...

to the tune of "i'm a barbie girl - in a barbie world"......

Dimi Berbatov
Dimi Berbatov
He's fantastic!!
He's fantastic!!

Dimi Berbatov
Dimi Berbatov
He's fantastic!!
He's fantastic!!

Come on Berby - Lets all party -OH OH OH OH
Come on Berby - Lets all party -OH OH OH OH

Anonymous said...

zokora the cheat cheat cheat
zokora man with two left feet
zokora dive dive dive
jol LIE LIE LIE

Anonymous said...

Forget the old Archibald song- it's British Airways theme and it's embarassingly dated.
And what does we'll take more care of you mean anyway?
However THIS IS FANTASTIC..(by previous anonymous)
to the tune of "i'm a barbie girl - in a barbie world"......
Dimi Berbatov
Dimi Berbatov
He's fantastic!!
He's fantastic!!
Dimi Berbatov
Dimi Berbatov
He's fantastic!!
He's fantastic!!
Come on Berby - Lets all party -OH OH OH OH
Come on Berby - Lets all party -OH OH OH OH

Anonymous said...

Sing this to the song " Brown Girl in the rain "

"Dimitar Berbatov - La la la la la!!"

"Dimitar Berbatov Laaa, La La La La La!!"

Anonymous said...

I'm unsure whether anyone will be aware of a cricket chant done by lancashire;
Lancashire la la la
lancashire la la la
I suggest;
Dimitar Berb a tov
Dimitar Berb a tov
(belted out for a minute or two)
Blinding-especially if park lane and paxton get it slightly out of time with the other, it would ring around the home of british football!!!

Anonymous said...

right guys this is very much work in progress but you get the idea.


its to the tune of god save the queen.

dimitar berb-atov
dimitar berb-atov
score us a goal...

da da da da da da
comes from bulgaria
deadly in your area
better than that mug rebrov
dimitar berb-a-tovvvvvvvvvvvv

any good??

David coster

Anonymous said...

King, Lennon and Defoe and Defoe
King, Lennon and Defoe and Defoe
Dawson and Keane and Number one Robbo
King, Lennon and Defoe and Defoe!

Head Shoulders knees and toes.

Marvin

hudtastic said...

to the tune of chim chim i nee

chim chim i nee, chim chim i nee
chimbondas a jew
mido's a yiddo
and ghaly is too !

not sure the egyptions would appreciate the israel reference
but i like it !

jon said...

To the tune of the bare necessities (jungle book);

Give it to dimi berbatov
The classy dimi berbatov
To avoid any worries or strife
He's simply dimi berbatov
Give him the ball in the box
and he'll score us goals whether day or night

MAS said...

BK

mark said...

Oh Berbie Berbie how was we supposed to know, You would be just as good as De foe. And Berbie Berbie we have to let you know, youll be a legend like our Keano. Tell me how its..........

Anonymous said...

i thought we could have this little sing song at portsmouth new year away day???

whos in??

whos got a big red face, whos got a big red face, harry redknapp harry redknapp....hes got a big red face

whos got a yiddo son, whos got yiddo son, harry redknapp harry redknapp hes got a yiddo son..

whos got a fat nephew whos got a fat nephew, harry redknapp harry redknapp hes got a fat nephew.

whos got a judas c**t, whos got a judas c**t, harry redknapp harry redknapp hes got a judas c**t!!

mark said...

to the theme of gold Jol always believe in your soul, not the the cunt who left for the scum, your indestructable, always believe, Jol.....

Anonymous said...

i see that someone said brown girl in the ring for dimi but i reckon it works realy well for pascal..



pascal chimbonda
la la la la la
pascal chimbonda
tra la la la la la la
pascal chimbonda
la la la la la
he plays for the tottenham hes a yid!!

Anonymous said...

how about - we're shit and we know we are, to the tune of - we're shit and we know we are ?!

Anonymous said...

For Lennon if he's on the England bench - (Give Peace A Chance)

All we are singing - Is give pace a chance

All we are singing is give pace a chance

Anonymous said...

Oi Wenger
Leave those kids alone

Anonymous said...

Harry Roberts is our friend
Is our friend
Is our friend
Harry Roberts is our friend
He kills coppers
Let him out to kill some more
Kill some more
Kill some more
Harry Roberts

Anonymous said...

It's a long way to Seven Sisters
It's a long way to run
It's a long way to Seven Sister
It's a long, long way to run

Anonymous said...

You're going home in a London Ambulance...

Anonymous said...

Lennon For England
(clap, clap, clap clap clap)
Lennon for England
(clap, clap, clap clap clap)

Harry Hotspur said...

How about ....

Nice one Berby,
Nice one son,

Nice one Berby,
Let's have another one!

Anonymous said...

bit of a silly post methinks

Lennon&McCartneyIAin't said...

Britney again...

oh Berby Berby - how were we s'posed to know?
(clap clap)You were as good as Defoe.

oh Berby Berby - how were we s'posed to know?
(clap clap)you would make us love you so

Hit it Berby one more time!!

Anonymous said...

8.27

do you know who cyril knowles was?

Anonymous said...

9.06 pm

yeah, 'nice one' mate ;-)

Anonymous said...

lennon mug the fullback off
lennon mug the fullback off
lennon mug the fullback off
len-non mug the fullback off

Anonymous said...

to the tune of robin hood and his merry men

dimitar dimitar plays for tottingham
dimitar dimitar plays for tottingham
give him the ball
and he will score
dimi-tar dimi-tar

Anonymous said...

how about 3-0 to the arsenal?
how about 3-0 to the arsenal?

harryhashisworkcutout said...

10.34

Your Ivor Novello panel position invite is in the post. Do get in touch if it's not with you by 2012.

You wouldn't know we supported the same team...

Anonymous said...

11.58

oooooooooooooooh, you big gypsy who lives in a skip, with other inbreds, who eat each other instead of food.

Anonymous said...

12.07
.....and who stuffed you 3-0.......

Tim Barnes said...

love you Gumbo...

Anonymous said...

to the tune of abba or tune of v program gimmie gimmie gimmie

Dimi Dimi Dimi

A goal after kick off

won't somebody help us chase those gunners away

Dimi Dimi Dimi

A goal after Kick Off

Won't Dimi help us in to Europe again

Ber-Batov Ber-Batov Ber-Batov

Park Lane Big Chris

Anonymous said...

what's really needed is a tune that rhymes 'berbatov' with 'have it off'

Anonymous said...

when mido or ghaly score why not the old Bangles song walk like an Egyptian ?

Anonymous said...

Maybe we are having it off with berbatov ? its a start i suppose

Anonymous said...

to the tune of, is it Verdi? (or "f*** off, Mou-rinh-ee-o")

Di-mi-tar Berbatov
runs like a molotov
He scores goals - a lot of
Di-mi-tar Berbatov

Anonymous said...

Rigoletto!

Anonymous said...

i see a little bulgarian
he's gonna score again
spare him jol
from your ro-ta-tion
dimitarrrrrrrrrrr
berbatovvvvvvvvvv
watch him go
watch him go
watch him go

(with apologies to queen)

Will Harris said...

Do we actually have a chant 4 JJ? Coz I've never heard any!

How about:

JJ the jenius

clap the rhythm (while other stand sings)

And came up with this, whil were talking about chants:

Tottenhaaaam tottenhaaaam tottenhaaaam

I'll always follow you

Tottenhaaaaam x3

I'll always support you

Tottenhaaaam x3

The Glory days will return...