Spurs vs Chelsea :Morinho's White Hart Whining

Whinging Maureehino disgraced herself again today. Which was inevitable, as his unmerry band of cheats and toerags various failed to get their own way ... and lost.

At last, a Premiership referee unafraid to punish the dog Terry. If ever a player has had a red card coming, it is he. Maureeniho's considerable post match bleating is as ever both priceless and a disgrace.

" Instead of looking at the ball Drogba scores Graham Poll notices a John Terry foul 20 metres away..."

Jose, when you arrived in the Premiership, you were a breath of fresh air. Now, you're at best the novelty item at the end of the news. Mr Petulant with his hard done by address to the stadium's empty seats and the bloke picking up the litter.

All irony is lost on Little Jose, so it's with a straight face that he, of all people, manager of all teams, struts his stuff into the cold north London air. ...

"We didn't deserve to lose... Poll goes home and nobody can ask him the reasons for his decisions."

Ahh, I see, you want any referees that fail to see events as you see them subjected to trial by media.

Of course. That makes sense. If you're a charmless paranoid schmuck.