I saw Louis Walsh in Marks & Sparks on the way home tonight. It wasn't prearranged, you understand, just saying... And then it struck me. The opening line of today's blog. How dull and ordinary 'celebrity' can be. As commonplace as commonplace could be. Just a bloke with a basket of microwavable veg and a precooked chicken.
So at least 36,176 people had a similar experience to mine today. They bumped into a household name and were left a bit... non plussed.
Our latter day saint ~ The Harmony Hairspray Girl, Berba (C'mon, you remember, 'Is She Or Isn't She...?) and Co. crucially failed, today, to highlight our day.
It's easy to say we ought be knocking teams like Bolton over the avertising hoardings and into the car park for uncomplicated sixes and fours. And guess why? Because we bleedin' well oughtta be.
The off the radar/low key signing (ie they kept that BL**DY quiet) today was inspired. It may compromise my Arshavin prediction, but hey, HH is here for the greater good, not is own tinpot glorification, despite what the bottom feeders may say...
Highlights is all I saw. Berba wove a weave or two, his header was close. And Bent... As they say in some parts of the world, God Loves A Tryer.
Gilberto is inspired and it's so good to see him again. Steed should have had a second but did not. Cerny wasn't to blame and I like him. I'd like Amelia more.I want a seasoned performer at top dollar playing for us between the sticks. We need to rubber stamp the rest of JR's signings.
Gary Megson looks like a second hand car dealer who owes money to someone heavy. Disappointed with today's result? Get lost you balding oaf. We might be a bit useless at present, but I'll let you know when you can get cocky in N17 and rest assured, today isn't your cue, dear.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
I Saw Louis Walsh In Marks & Sparks On The Way Home Tonight. It Wasn't Prearranged, You Understand, Just Saying...
Posted by Harry Hotspur at Saturday, April 26, 2008