Friday, November 16, 2007

Taarabt Wants To Quit Tottenham

Rudy Raba. Sounds like a guy Al Pacino would play with the usual saucer eyed gusto.
"THAT'S RIGHT FRIEND, WE IS GOING ALL THE WAY TONIGHT, YOU 'S PLAYING WID THE RUDESTER... HOO HA!"
Reality is he's Adel Taarabt's agent. Mmmmmn. A football agent.
Ipso facto... a whoring charlatan.

Word has reached HH that sources close to the player... (Surely Old Adel doesn't have an Aunt Dolly too? ) ... that 'Adel' wants out.

The rumour is composed as follows... AT's 'mob football mentality' he was brought up on... the 'get the round thing and bloody well hold on to it till grim death' ...is killing his team mates.

They want less look at me and more share with thee.

This is very ironic of course, that his unwillingness to pass is cited as the main bugbear.
Because it's ARS*NAL that are named as potential suitors.

Harry's take?
It's easy to shout 'give the boy a go'.
But is it as easy to ignore the potential disharmony he may cause amongst the squad?
Personally, he's very much 'unfinished' but I like his style. Yes he's selfish, but he wants to get stuck in and with the right coaching he will eventually 'bend or break'. I hope he finds the balance that Ronaldo has to every game whereby his indulgances hopefully don't wreck but elevate the team.

Here's a showreel of sorts. Look out for the team mate who raises his head to his hands in response to one of Adel's funky moves...

***This tale also has been run by Glory Glory's Dazza London***

61 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the fuck are you on about?

Anonymous said...

There is no doubting the lads potential HH but...
Am i right in thinkin that the guy has signed a four year contract this year.
Am i also right in thinking that one of Ramos' big sucesses was utilising a fantastic youth system at Seville?
Cant see the issues personally.
COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS

Anonymous said...

Taarabt is definatly one for the future but untill he realises it's a team game he is more of a liability. Having said that I do think he deserves some first team action, if only to give him some much needed experience. He looks deadly on the break.

Anonymous said...

Please get choose some different fonts for your website, there is some interesting stuff on here, but 90%of the time it's unreadable because the fonts are too small or italic. Please sort this out.

As for Adel, a very speculative piece of writing at the most!

Anonymous said...

First comment:

BALL HOGGING FROG'S AGENT WANTS HIM TO SIGN FOR ANYONE WHO WILL GIVE HIM FIRST SQUAD FOOTBALL TO UP MONEY

Anonymous said...

Yeah Harry please get choose.
Thankyou please I like.

Anonymous said...

I can't read or write harry.

COYS

Anonymous said...

The best keepie uppie man in the world is'nt even a proper footballer. He's just some guy who plies his trade on the streets of Korea, prooving you can be good with a ball and still be crap at football. Taarabts the same. There's nothing else to his game

jolsgonemental said...

Allegedly the Sun has got hold of a video of a Taraabt shot hitting the target.

Probably just the usual tabloid bollocks.

Will be interesting to read Adels side of the story in his forthcoming autobiography.

Harry Hotspur said...

7.33 ANON

Agreed.

I have no quotes and speculative is at best kind, therefore.

I do feel the rumour has some substance and so have thrown it out for debate.

All I can say is I don't want to go down the shall we say TRIBAL or FANSFC path and I didn't make it up!

Anonymous said...

the sooner we get rid of jenas & get this lad some first team action just behind the front two, the sooner we'll start playing some beautiful football again.

the last time we had an entertainer like that was ginola..its about time we had one again!!

Bale -LW. Taarabt - Attacking mid, Zokora / Kaboul holding & lennon - RW.

quality.

jolsgonemental said...

Can I be the first to say.

Fuck off Scotland.

elk said...

LOL YES YOU CAN MATE :) LOL

Harry Hotspur said...

JGM are you pandering to the masses?

Shame on you!




Trust that wasn't too reverent, SS.

Anonymous said...

can i be the first to say,

Fuck off jolsgonemental

you fucking plum

jolsgonemental said...

8.10pm 'anonymous'

nope.

far far too late. best get yourself a time machine.



I wonder if Summerspur is a jock? That would be super.

Harry Hotspur said...

Tenants Super?

jolsgonemental said...

topical.

tenants super being of course the national dish of Scotland.

jolsgonemental said...

plus 20 Marlboro Red

Anonymous said...

He say, she say, irrelevant. AT on a long contract, just come back from French U19 duty....that's why he's not been involved.

Anonymous said...

8.44 anonymous.................
Must have been a f**king long campaign.............

Anonymous said...

I think that Taarabt will be off. Yes his agent is a twat and yes he refuses to pass. But someone will sign hinm and take a punt on the lad. Afterall, we did. As for Assrapenal I think as HH is hinting that's bollocks as they are built around passing and he wouldn't get a fucking look in if he did get signed by them. My best guess is some awful lot like.... Middlesboro.

Anonymous said...

e, agree with post up top, this site font sucks dead granmars big left toe.

get something more pretty on the go so we can all have a ride at understanding what is infront of us.

Harry Hotspur said...

OT, but hey...

I swear on all that is holy I have NEVER watched X FACTOR prior to this evening.





SPINAL TAP.
Shark Sandwich.
Shit Sandwich.



'to share divine' ~ HH

Harry Hotspur said...

Sorry chaps, what is the 'font problem?' Deep navy on white is hard to see?

jolsgonemental said...

click view on the bar at the top

then text size

then largest or the firefox equivalent.

Vinny said...

Would be a shame if Adel would leave before seeing whether that fabulous raw talent of his could reach it's full potential.

Harry - Surely it's time soon for a bit of silly season "Who's this (blank)chap then?"...I must admit that game is fun.

Will be really interesting to see what new players are in the frame to join us with Ramos' knowledge of the La Liga's top talent.

Being clued up as he is, I bet we'll hear about players we've never even heard of, which will make a nice change from us being linked to the "same old...same old" players. Fredi Kanoute then fellas?...:0).

For starters had never heard of that Capel lad, the young left wing wizz kid they're talking about.

Personally think we've enough young talent now although it never goes a miss if we can get it, but what we really need is some midfield genius like Van Der Vaart, although we haven't got much hope of getting him, so as a lower cost, lower profile, but premiership proven option wouldn't mind Juande's fellow countryman...Michel Arteta?

Personally I think we already have a great squad which just needs the right coaching, confidence and luck to put us right back up the arse of the "top 4" (don't get excited Wrighty7) and one or two top quality additions of creativity and we'll be on our way.

COYS!!!

P.S. Who would have thought a Chelsea reject would score the winner for those useless Italian c*nts then?...;0)

Anonymous said...

It's hard to evaluate him on a youtube clip if 1-2 matches. But, if he truely (without media BS)wants out then he must go. No hard feelings, but no "street cred" either. Once embedded with us you flourish or fuck off. Traitors aren't "ganksta"---Brooklyn Yid

Harry Hotspur said...

You know me too well, Vin.

A fresh batch of 'Who Is This...' is due out the oven very shortly.

Your own sizable input and that of others is always welcome as ever...

Luca Brazzi

Harry Hotspur said...

Brooklyn Yid








Well said.

Anonymous said...

No one's said f all about Tommy doing the head in hands bit....

Anonymous said...

I,ve been worried for a little while that Adels been off the scene so i phoned the club and was passed over to the prees office, who said to me that Adel was fine infact he said i was sat next to him at that last match, so i replied i guess somethings wrong as he is not even making the reserve team , no he replied just that the new manager has not had a chance to watch him. So go figure what a load of crap , i guess somethings wrong , and i for one am gutted he really is our future, greedy on the ball or not , this kid is pure talent and we all know it .Ijust hope that we can keep him, but the less you here about him,the more you know he is off. God forbid he goes to the scum.

Harry Hotspur said...

I phoned the club



They said...........





"if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club"




Glib capatalist chancers.

colmf said...

Dear Harry, luv ya lots like jelly tots...BUT...please get rid of the 60's stuff... it's a reminder every day of how old I'm getting. I've brought up 2 kids idolising Spurs and sorry- each year it gets harder and harder... every year will be OUR year...
the gooners are playing football the way we used to...Alan Nielsen was the last cup winning hero we had...
enough said...
Sorry to say, I'm off to watch Shelbourne... at least they have managed a few titles... in the last 15 years or so...
Kindest regards, and fondest memories,
Adels Grandad from Dublin.

Anonymous said...

8.50...Taraabt has been playing in France...that is why he hasn't been involved recently...I will buy some glove puppets, involve them in a children's short story with plenty of giggles so you can understand. Enjoy Cbeebies tomorrow.

Harry Hotspur said...

Cheers Colm.

Anonymous said...

HH long time lurker here.


10.57 Fuck off.

That's my contribution.

Anonymous said...

Let me just repeat from my earlier post, yes the typeface / font is a bad choice!!

The words are too small, italic and possibly bold by the looks of it.

They are definitely too small, it's hard to work out some letters, or you have to squint to read it (I have good eyesight btw)

You have a good sense of humour but your website reminds me of a free for all, illegal flyposting wall!

Sort it out Guvnor!

Anonymous said...

Just go back to the original blogger font, just like in the good old days!

Vinny said...

"Luca...Luca my oldest friend"...lol.

My "sizeable" input...lol again Harry...I must admit I do get carried away, I must be havin fun sharing my views with my fellow yids on this ol "cat n dog" (Vinny's new cockney slang for blog)...funny ol game innit?

Vinny said...

10.08pm - I phoned the club too and asked "is Busby there please?"...

Back came the reply..."Fuck off mate this is Tottenham Hotspur...not Mancs Utd you northern bastard!"...:0)

11.07pm - quality contribution.

This blog just gets better n better...lol.

Anonymous said...

"Brasi's talent, it was said, was that he could do a job, or murder all by himself, without confederates, which made a criminal conviction almost impossible"

You've typecast yourself H!

dannyboy said...

don't believe it myself. Spammers up next; what's the odds he contributes like he did when he came on last season? And to the twat who says replace Jenas with him - dear oh dear.

JGM - I thought you were a Jock; dunno why, you just come across as one ;-)

God, I need some Spurs action......

coys

Anonymous said...

The old management played him sparingly (in the cups mostly),
if he's really that good, the new management will see it and his chance will come.
I must say steed has been playing really well lately ( the potential obvious change? ).

berbasgonerotten said...

Extra!


Bulgaria is out of the EURO 2008 and Berbatov is out of Bulgaria skipper.


Who told ya?



Now, do I lie?



Can't wait to see how Spurs gonna rot.


Nemesis

Anonymous said...

the last thing we need is more players-that-want-to-leave talk, especially given the current climate where this sort of guff just gifts lazy tabloid journalists another chance to make a story out of nothing.

dannyboy said...

nemesis

you are a 100% 24 carat liar. there you go - you are a liar. how's your mate wrighty7? split personality?

Anonymous said...

Ramos is no mug he will know soon who makes the grade and who walks out the door.A man i would like to see walk in the door is ex spurs man peter crouch(if berbs goes )along with a QUALITY centre back and the midfield sorted and we will be up with the top 4 maybe in it.Crouch can play up front on his own as well as holding up the play if need be and he is spurs at heart.

Anonymous said...

As usual a load of complete Tosh from Barry Slotslur. Isn't it about time that you admitted you are a fraud that steals information form other websites? Reports from the training ground are that he is happy and has only just returned form being with the French team.

This is the only time I'm going to write on this site as you are a waste of calories.

Anonymous said...

are u high?
This Taarabt thing is just bull shit! he only sad that hi liked wat Arsenal had made with many youngsters...
So stop this bull fucking shit before we have another jol out the window case!
Stupid stupid "suporters"! alot of u f.kers do not know what suporting the team is all about! So SHUT IT!

jolsgonemental said...

but are you high?

Harry Hotspur said...

12.17

Thanks for your illumnating input.
Of course you were so fast to have a dig that you didn't bother to actually read what I wrote.

The rumour I was passing on - and acknowledged wasn't information unique to me - I billed as largely work of the player's two bob agent.

Perhaps I could interest you in a copy of my new book. 'Your Box & How To Get Back Into It'. You pompous f**kwit.

Harry Hotspur said...

Nearmiss 3.05

"Berbatov is out of Bulgaria skipper."

Put him on to:

www.foodstuffsoftheworld
directtoyourdoor.com

I'm sure they'll oblige.

Harry Hotspur said...

12.41 Anon.

Were you watching that ENIGMA film last night?

Summerspur said...

och aye

and if ya wee southern softies keep gloating me and the Mcsummerspurs from fife will be claiming our oil back.

Anonymous said...

Sunflower oil presumably, for deep fat frying, lol.

Harry Hotspur said...

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if you are interest or know somebody please contact me
i can meet you in whl just before spurs-aalborg
mention that the 2 place are in bloc l1 not in the spur's bloc
bye bye
oli fan of spurs from parklane

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Anonymous said...

Changing the subject ................I'm really gutted for the Geordies that Owen's gonna be out for another 6 weeks. Well actually I'm pissing my pants!

block42 said...

Harry, hope you don't mind mate, but can anypone help me out.

I just got a EUROVOX MAX 2008 box. But I need a link to where I can get the software from?

Can ANYONE help?

COYS!

Anonymous said...

For a team that is blatently lacking a creative player who can open up the opposition and create something from nothing the last thing we need to do is sell the one player who potentially has that streak of genius.... unfinished article ..yes... needs to improve on team play and distribution yes.... unpredictable and tempremental ...yes but arn't all the really great players usually a handfull on and off the pitch. Ramos may be able to get the best out of the lad so I hope he stays and is developed over the next couple of seasons

Anonymous said...

***This tale also has been run by Glory Glory's Dazza London***

Are you having a laugh? This stamp-collecting nerd wouldn't know a rumour if it turned up on W3 bus with the word 'Rumour' painted down the side.