Damien Comolli flies to Russia this week to put the final touches to signing the unfortunately surnamed Andrei Arshavin.
Russian captain. 26 year old left winger for Zenit St Petersburg.
His tight lipped agent says, "It’s true that representatives from the London club have been in contact with me. They think he is Russia’s best player.”
Failed diplomat and all round friend maker Arshavin says, "I believe England do not have normal keepers. Robinson, putting it mildly, is not the strongest representative of his profession."
Truth be told he made that announcement prior to playing England last month before Tottenham were homing in on him.
At this stage I have no idea of the lolly involved but shall keep you informed.
Here's a taster courtesy of unk1nd, footage submitted by HH reader Al, currently in Japan!