Sunday, October 28, 2007

'Lovejoy's Blue & White Army!' A Song For Ramos

I tell you now, this is going to take some doing.
'Juande Ramos'.
In poetry terms it has to be close to finding something that rhymes with orange.

'Juande I Fall In Love' (Nat King Cole)

'Ramos Ramos Gives Us Wave' (Generic)

'Juande Will I See You Again?' (Three Degrees)

'We could be heroes... Just for Juande' ( Heroes ~David Bowie)


'I Juande Hold Your Hand' (The Beatles)

'Juande Ramos,
Juande
Juande Ramos' ( Shoot The Runner ~ Kasabian)

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Juande I'll Fly Away

Anonymous said...

You are my Juande, My only Juande, You make me Happy......

Anonymous said...

Lovejoy's Blue n White Army it is.






Nice one Harold

:)

Anonymous said...

Juande all my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though there here to stay oh i beleive in Juande

Anonymous said...

theres only juande ramos

Barry said...

Juande my Prince will come?

ParkLane67 said...

Juande, juande so good to me! (to the tune of Monday, Monday by the Mamas & the Papas!)

Anonymous said...

Juande at a time sweet jesus....

Tottinghams said...

To the tune of the gypsy kings.

"Ooooh Ramos - ohohahoh
Ooooh Ramos - ohohahoh
He comes from southern Spain
He's come to White Hart Lane!
Ooooh Ramos - ohohahoh
Ooooh Ramos - ohohahoh"


Sorted.

Harry Hotspur said...

PARKLANE67

I like Juande Juande to 'Monday Monday'.
Very very cool.

You could have it so one bank sang that and then a second overlapped with the 'so good to me' line...

Like the Martin Jol's Blue & White Army when it went on and on.

Reckon that would sound a bit good!

Anonymous said...

THERE'S ONLY JUAN - - DE RAMOS
JUAN - DE RAMOS
THERE'S ONLY JUAN - - DE RAMOS

onedavemackay said...

Parklane67. Absolutely spot on...... the gig is yours and all on the HH blog will remember who said it first.

Anonymous said...

Tell me why, we all love Juande
Tell me why, we all love Juande
Tell me why, we all love Juande
We're gonna shoo-ooooot
Our fears away!

to the tune (obviously): I Don't Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats

shanemac said...

Manic Juande - the Bangles

Anonymous said...

Oh Juande,
You came and you gave without taking..
Oh Juande...



(Oh Mandy, er ... Barry Manilow & Others?)

Harry Hotspur said...

Shanemac - love it.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck is Juande? Johnof? Idiots!!

Anonymous said...

Juande or another. - Blondie.

Anonymous said...

Juande Ramos is avin a party bring your tapas and your charlie

Summerspur said...

juande, juande

senor juande.

hes got false hair and we dont care

senor juande

Anonymous said...

One win at time sweet Juande
That's all we're asking from you
Just give robbo the strength
To save a few goals it's all you have to do
Martin Jol is gone sweet Juande
And tomorrow may never be yours.
Juande help us today, show us the way
One win at a time

Mental_Micky said...

Oh Juande's Spurs...
Go marching in....
Oh Juande's Spurs go marching in...
I Juande be in that number...
Juande's Spurs go marching in...

Anonymous said...

Juande, or another, he's gonna get ya.
We're guna beat ya, beat ya, beat ya, beat ya......

GRAZZA said...

ole ole ole ole juande, juande

Anonymous said...

Tell me when we'll win again
Tell me Juande, Juande, Juande
We can share a love devine
Please don't make me wait again

Anonymous said...

Work it, make it, do it, makes us, harder, better, faster, stronger
Work it harder play it better move it faster makes us stronger (repeat while Kanye Bill raps)

N- n- now th- that don't kill us
Can only make us stronger
We need Ramos to hurry up now
cause we can't wait much longer
I know we gonna play right now
Cos we can’t play much wronger
Man, I’ve been waiting all year now
For my main man Juande

work it harder play it better move it faster makes us stronger(repeat)
I need Juan right now
I need Juan right now

He said; “we start today”
It’s a whole new club today
Gus is secretary, he’s the boss today
And he don't give a fuck what y’all say
Juande’s gonna get us playing it his way
Damn, he may even make a man out’a JJ
Robbo and Hudd’ll lose some weight
Even Zoko Pops’ll pass it straight
Bow in the presence of greatness
Cause right now Jol has forsaken us
You should be honored by Juande’s self
That he would even show up at our humble Shelf
So go ahead and mourn Mart and Chris
The injury time losers I won’t miss
And the constant playin’ of Jenas
New gospel yiddos, take six, and take this, haters


N- n- now th- that don't kill us
Can only make us stronger
I know we is playin’ shite now
‘specially Pascal Chimbonda
Is it me or was he much
better when his hair was longer?
Man, I been waiting all year now
For him to sort our defenders

work it harder play it better move it faster makes us stronger(repeat)
We need you right now
We need you right now

Me likey

I don't know if you know ‘bout Juan
Im trippin ‘cos he’s the real special one
H-he’s the big bad Spanish Don
He’s better than Moyes at Everton
And Fergie, Rafa and Wenger from the Scum
So why the hell are you dissing Juan?
Cryin’ ‘bout Jol? I feel bad for you, son
I’m tripping, even though Martin’s gone

Cause it’s Juande Ramos’ night
So we gon’ do everything that Juan likes
Play a winger on the left and on the right
He’s gon’ take us back to Europe, right?
We’ll even have a defence that’s tight
He’s a mean Spanish mutha who’s takin’ flight
Ugh, Juande, you’re making us (harder, better, faster, stronger)

N- n- now th- that don't kill us
Can only make us stronger
I need Ramos to hurry up now
Cause we can't wait much longer
If we can just stop conceding
goals from Christophe fuckin’ Samba
Man I’ve been waiting all year now
For my main man Juande


work it harder play it better move it faster thanks to Juande(repeat)
I need you right now
I need you right now

You know how long I've wanted Juande?
Since before we drew with Villa
Since we went out to Sevilla
Don't act like we’re not stronger [x6]

Man, he’s making us
(harder, better, faster, Juande)

N- n- now th- that don't kill us
Can only make us stronger
I need Ramos to hurry up now
Cause he’s paid so much wonga
I know we’re in the bottom three now
We got the width of a god’damn conga
But now we’ve got the man, now
The cup-winning fish called Juande

work it harder play it better move it faster thanks to Juande(repeat)
I need you right now [x4]

Never over [x8](harder, better, faster, Juande)

You know how long we needed Juande?
Since before we drew with Villa
Since we went out to Sevilla
Don't act like we’re not stronger [x6]

Man, he’s making us
(harder, better, faster, Juande)#


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Anonymous said...

instead of a drum someone should be bring in a trumpet and everyone shouts "Ole!", that would be great lol (like they did at the rugby world cup if you watched)

COYS!