In a charity appearance for the Enfield Working Mens Club in conjunction with The Tottenham Supporters Trust, Martin 'Death Row' Jol & Chris 'The Jotter' Hughton met in an oral tag team wrestle with a select group of handpicked fans. Falls? Submissions? You tell me.
"I was very disappointed with what happened but I have moved on. I promise I'm not going anywhere. I have two years left on my contract and I would like to think that I will see those years out."
Harry: Fighting talk. Is he going to reflect that tactically or are we in for more mistakes? Harry and others have asked you nicely to be brave on several occasions now, Martin...
"I told the chairman [Daniel Levy] that if I'm not sitting in the dug-out I will be sitting in the stands as a fan because that's what I am. He won't get rid of me that easily.
Harry: Great quote. But is that spin or is Jol a soldier?
"I used to wave at the fans quite quickly when they sang my name, but now I leave it a while so the board can see and hear it."
Harry:...I'd probably do the same.
"I am sh**ting myself every time someone has a corner against us. We know it's not right but we are working on it twice a week so it should get better. "
Harry: 'In the words of Arthur Daley, "Oh my good gawd,"
Twice a week. Twice a week? What's the hold up? Flower arranging classes conflicting with deportment classes................no 'window?'
This is surreal.
At best, surreal.
These 'Herberts are on £20,000 pwk upwards and he's saying it's, ' Not great there.... 'X' ...but we'll have another go NEXT Tuesday'???
'Holy Easy Life, Batman!'
""I would NEVER allow anyone to tell me who to buy and who to pick.I decide who comes in and who is sold"
Harry: Interesting quote. Directly contradicts all previous 'Jol held hostage to Bent purchase' etc supposed quotes...
"I'm a fighter, not a lover. Ah, I hope my Missus didn't hear me say that"
Harry: Nice bitta Jol.
"Our form does need to be sorted out, it's not good enough. I'm very, very miserable because we have only won one of five games and it's not good enough"