Premiership Football was rocked to its very foundations this morning. It only took three days for news that a full time self styled gangstar and part time Arsenal starlet was captured in possession of an offensive weapon.
Armand Traore, 17, alias 'The Sh-ad-ow', known to Interplod and North London Police alike as Mrs Traore's youngest was arrested outside WHL on Saturday.
Bert Scrunge, 71, THFC Steward and 'Fat, Dutch & Scuppered' Campaign Organiser was an eyewitness. 'The lad first caught my eye with a darting run down the left hand side of the Megastore. I knew he wasn't one of ours.'
'Next thing I know, he's getting all unnecessary, waving his arms and that shouting 'I ain't got no knuckleduster, copper!'
'Ever since Mr Levy, 27, started getting these horrific dreams where some people were gettin' into The Lane without paying twice we've stepped up security, so we searched him, found said Tooth Chipper and nicked 'im sharpish.'
Armand 'n Dangerous, 16, denied any wrong doing as he believed what Mr Wenger had told him when he had emerged from the container, that he was still in France.
It is believed the Arsenal wonderkid made a full apology.
'Yur, well, probably, we couldn't understand a bleedin' word mate...' added Mr Scrunge, 74.
Barry Costamonger, agent for Fabio Capello said his client had no comment to make at this time, although he hoped his client would be experiencing some dizziness in the very near future.