Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tottenham Hotspur vs Anorthosis Famagusta: Team Predictions

Banksy.. :)

Harry is looking forward to this fixture for two reasons.
One, if Spurs do anything less than win 27 - nil, certain elements of the press will go bonkers for Jol's head. More fun of the fair ZZzzzzzzzzz.
Second, there are an awful lot of decent Cypriot Yids floating about who will get to enjoy seeing the Lillywhites play their own. That's great. Any inside news, Cyp Yids?
anywho, here's my squad:
Cerny
Chimbonda Dawson Kaboul Lee
Lennon Taarabt The Prince Bale
Bent Berbatov
Subs? Alright then.. Keane and the rest.


35 comments:

Anonymous said...

looks like wishful thinking , im afraid the same old shit with jenas somehow holding on to his place

dannyboy said...

why is everyone all of a sudden saying Taarbat for centre midfield? he's an out and out left winger. come on harry!
my team;

cerny
ifil
dawson
kaboul
ekotto
lennon
prince
thud
taarabt
defoe
bent.

the team will be as saturday except prob lennon to start.

27-0? 30 at least i reckon, then everything will be sweetness and light; yeah. whatever.

Harry Hotspur said...

dannyboy - you're far from wrong mate, but I do believe he'd play in goal if it was offered a spot!

COYS.

Anonymous said...

PLAY THE PRINCE. lets see what hes all about , we should win by at least 2, jol out ,,,,coys. richieg

Anonymous said...

Danny Boy you are close, but methinks Jolly may play Jenas or Zokora instead of Prince and Stalteri or Chimbo rather than Ifil. I agree though with T-Bat on the left, especially with Bale taking a slight knock vs the Scum. I'm looking forward to Defoe-Bent. I want to see what they can do together. I think They can compliment one another well. Hopefully, we'll get to find out.

Anonymous said...

im gessin jol will probably start the same team as he did on the weekend, cos he seems tacticaly inept, but if i was picking the team, i wud drp shite like jenas n huddlestone, n play players who want to play for the team, and are good.

Robinson
Chimbonda
Dawson
Kaboul
Ekotto
Lennon
Tainio
Boateng
Taarabt
Defoe
Perkhart

Perkhart scores loads in the reserves, academy and now international under 21 level. hes got 3 in 2 for under 21s so far.

i woudlnt play bent purely for the reason that hes shit.

in a way i hope he does play so i can find more fings to slag him off about. hes over rated, over priced, and just shite.

hopefully jol sees sence n sells him in january wen we can still get a tenner for him.

James

Anonymous said...

CyprusYid says...Harry, we of the Cyprus Spurs Supporters Club are hoping and praying that the 1st leg will be a comprehensive home win for Spurs, so that there will be a chance of Anorthosis FC's supporters realising that the 2nd leg will be an impossible comeback, so that on Friday we will get the nod for an allocation of tickets on the Spurs end. Or otherwise, we have to go into the home supporters section where anyone wearing anything Spurs will be refused entry! The Anorthosis supporters are particularly vicious and hostile. The team itself will probably play 4-5-1, with the famous (in Cyprus Sosin) being the sole striker. They are coming to the 'Lane' to park their bus in front of goal! Let's hope that The Hudd can push it out of the way! We are looking to welcome you in Cyprus. Contact us on our website www.spurs.com.cy and we will try to help as much as we can. COYS!!!

dannyboy said...

james, ol' jimmy boy.

why is bent shite? because he missed 1 golden chance saturday, 5 minutes after joining a frantic derby game?
if he is shite, why did he score so many goals in a relegated team, consistently?
overpriced - yes, but who really cares what he cost. give the guy a chance - he's had 2 starts for us thus far. he really will prove you doubters wrong. you really do define fickle.

Anonymous said...

CyprusYid adds... Don't get me wrong when I say that Anorthosis FC is the best side in Cyprus! They beat the Champions on Saturday at home 1-0, with a very lacklustre performance. Timur Kesbaia is a fiery coach, ala Mourinho. Very controversial, but organises his team well. Only thing is, Cyprus football is played at walking pace, compared to the English Premier league.

Anonymous said...

im not bein fickle, because i never said bent was good. he scored loads of goals for a shit team because he was there main man n evryfin was aimed at him.

hes a small game, small stage, small team player. and if we want to push into the top 4, we dont need them. we need big team n big game players.

we must be the only team around with a 3rd choice striker hus worse than the 6th choice striker.

hopefully he leaves soon enough.

COYS

James

EL said...

I too see Jol wanting JJ & Tom or zok in the middle but I'd like to see Kev & Tom with Adel on the left and Gaz at leftback. Daz & Jerm up front for me. Paul 'twix th stix and last but by no means least, Daniella out somewhere buying a fcuking left winger!

If any variation whatsoever of our squad can't beat this lot by at least 2 goals with or without tactical coaching, they need to be flown to a secret USA facility in Albania to be encouraged to try harder.

The Geneva what?....

EL said...

"I wouldn't play Bent purely for the reason that he's shit".

James love, If you spent less time trying to mark your territory in life by using extreme terms to describe real things which evidently don't match them, you'll find your position a far less lonely one. Making sense may seem all grown-up and boring but in the long run you'll get more attention, from smarter people, more often.

Promise.

Anonymous said...

looking at the posts above...it is now confirm that most of Spurs fans are idiots.

Harry Hotspur said...

Cyprus, where you been?

Any chance of a run down of your squad?

I'd like to
Do a piece!

shelf16 said...

James have a word, don't start slagging off Bent already! Mark my words, he'll be a good signing. If you think back to last year I was a little worried about a certain mr Berbatov. I thought we'd signed a better looking Rasiak. The uefa games let him kick off his season and give him the confidence to have the great season he ended up having. You haven't seen enough of Bent yet to make a judgement. I would like to see harry's team also. Lets see some of the new blood, especially 'prince'.

Anonymous said...

Bit off the point, but Ramos came off slightly worse than Jol against the Scum last night. Don't see that making the back page!

sean k said...

whose the prick slagging off bent go f**k yourslef your'e no tottenham supporter so f**k off I have no doubts he'll shut your f**king mouth right up pretty damn soon everyone has an opinion but yours isn't worth shit. back your claims up with fact if hes that shit how come he scored as many as he did and you cnat fluke two seasons.

sean k said...

taraabt is a cnetral midfield player, out and out left winger he doesnt hve a left foot!!!

sean k said...

team will be robbo, chims, daws, kab, lee, bale, jenas, hudd, lennon, defoe, berba, with the bench bein keane taraabt malbranque hopin 4 the prince also ekotto cerny etc etc im hopin he gives hungry players a chance in this one so im hopin he names a strong startin XI with others comin on when the game is safe hopin pekhart prince get given a chance COYS

Anonymous said...

see, hh, all problems are solved:
Jol Out. Mourinho in.

hehehe

Anonymous said...

CyprusYid says... Harry, you can contact me @ thfc_cyprus@yahoo.co.uk Even though the email addy is UK, I'm in Cyprus!

Anonymous said...

dannyboy,

How is is Taarabt an out and out left winger?

He's predominately right-footed for a start. He cuts in at every oppotunity.

I would have said he is one of those players you would struggle to tie down to a position but he certainly isn't a left sided player.

Like your team though.

Although I think I read an article about ekotto having a setback in his recovery.


Bueller

Anonymous said...

Take Jose. He likes Spurs and would appreciate building his own club. Sorry Martin but Jose is best

Anonymous said...

sean k is a twat

Anonymous said...

To that tosser saying im not a fan, just because im not a biassed fan, doesn't mean im not a real fan. I cant think every single one of our players are class. I admit, i over react, bent isnt as bad as i say he is, and most of the reason i say hes shit is because I need a hate figure because of our shite start, and Bent is the easiest one to pick on because we payed too much money for an average player.

however, to say im not a real fan is just stupid, I am a real fan, just not a biassed one. surely we have some players you think are crap and not worthy of a place?

James

Toxic said...

9:09:00AM

Would Levy let him build his own club, be in the same situation he was with them lot, owner who thinks he knows everything and someone looking over his shoulder all the time picking players.

Unless the new owners realise Len Shackleton was right about directors.

GRAZZA said...

Moanrinho at spurs huh? that should provide fuel for debate between the style over substance mob and the win at all costs brigade.

My team for tonight for what it is worth.....

Cerny - Robbo needs to be taken out of the firing line.
Ifil - Cant stomach another night of Stalteri + No need for Chimbo
Dawson - Match fitness purposes
Kaboul - get him settled early as poss and groom the Daws/Kab partnership
Ekotto (If fit) - Match fitness although Lee looks improved on this season limited showings (BALE factor maybe?)

Lennon - Match Fitness + Should Tear this lot to shreads.
Tainio - My favoured defensive cmf although his gay injuries illness really norse me off
Prince - Just want to see him play after all the talk - what better night to start him?
Bale (If fit) - Enjoyed watching him play so far - get him used to his surroundings with his lack of pre-season in mind

Bent - Try and get the lad confidence and a decent performance under his belt
Defoe - Because I think Keane is pants and annoying.

Subs - The usual crowd + Berba i suppose........but im not sure how much sulking from him im willing to put up with, thats one of my pet hates!!

GRAZZA said...

PS Harold; Nice Banksy - Thought there might have been a spot for the "Tourist Information" one bearing in mind our continental opposition tonight ;)

Harry Hotspur said...

The postcard was too small!

GRAZZA said...

You havent bought "Wall & Piece" then? its only an Ayrton in HMV! highly recommended...

Anonymous said...

Mourinho will stay in London during the season, because his children won't leave the school right now. This means that until June they will stay. It's an unique chance for Spurs. He'll turn things upside down and lead the team to victory.
Reasons for him to accept: he needs to show Chelsea and the world he is special and he needs to work: he'll go insane if he stays put.
Levy and Comoli, get rid of Jol and get Mourinho. He'll be with Spurs for a small fee, because money he'll get from the Russian in plenty and it's not the most important for him right now.
DO IT !

Anonymous said...

Just got a ban from spurs community. I'm furious.

Bueller

Harry Hotspur said...

Grazza I'm on the case!

Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Just wanted to say well done to darren bent tonight.

im still not saying hes a good player, but i think for how hard he worked 2nite, he deserves some credit, and hes going up in my expectations.

missed some sitters, but wot can we expect from him?

but i like how he chases down balls, n runs himself into the ground.

so i hope he keeps up the hard work, and i really really hope he turns good for us.

James

EL said...

Ramos' sevilla losing 3-0 to the goons, maureenio leaving the chavs, Bent & Defoe banging em in and James giving Bent a break!!!!!!!!!!

It's all going on.

Imagine maureen arriving and bringing terry & lamps. Actually don't.

Well done Big Martin & the boys. Lets see that confidence motor us on and blitz bolton out of the way.