Thursday, January 04, 2007

Tottenham Hotspur Sign Bottler!


Hotspur Towers were under water today...

Alright, I too got the club's e-mail out, with a completely pukka product launch of ... Willow Water!

Whilst I genuinely wish THFC all the best, was I the only one to think of Nelson Mandella Towers' very own bottlers? ' From An Ancient and Natural Source'.

Dell: "Well it's from the Thames, you can't get more ancient and natural than that!"

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

WilloW Water is WWW plus the M of Mansion, this is a nice talisman, as far as symbolics go. the M stands for mother (nourishment), the w for war (double v, double victory). water and earth and a bit of fire. com'on harry, let the Fates help the guys!

peter said...

Harry you rogue, you have mastered the con man's headline. Well done, son.

COYS!

Anonymous said...

Totally agree, anything that brings in more money to be spent on new signings/development etc isn't a bad thing.
What cracked me up tho was that they made poor MJ spout some marketing/advertising bull about how good water is for you and the benefits it brings in re-hydrating the team during training! Duh - I never knew that. My heart goes out to the man and I would have loved to have seen his face when he was speaking these words (if at all!)

Check out the link

http://www.all3points.co.uk/cat/spurs/wat040107.php

somehow doesn't sound like our Jol!

behan said...

harry you are turning into the voice of the yids. careful now.

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Harry Hotspur said...

That's not very nice at all and you're
................ toast!

By all means have a pop at me, but keep it real, folks .... and most of all
..... keep it Tottenham!

Anonymous said...

Re: first post.

If you're david ike why are you using the anonymous tag?

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, i dont want to sound all advanced and scientific, but i wouldnt drink tap water, just the nitrates will **** u... let alone the chlorine, now this is spring water, from the Thames lmao

Anonymous said...

A good incentive for the Cardiff trip:

lads, wake up, there's no home or away,
'cause there's only one winner at the end of the day,
and if your spurs don't rise above,
we'll be sure to kick your butt!!!

(thanks for the applause)

Anonymous said...

harry, where can I buy some water with maybe the Spurs logo on it. Its a present for the mrs to make up for shagging with the cleaner's little sister in the chicago rock cafe. Please help me get out of this sticky situ

Anonymous said...

Where the jack is Edgar Davids, I have looked all day and thought he might be in soho tonight. Any ideas Harry?

Anonymous said...

Also Harry any ideas for a first goal scorer tomorrow. Im going to put the whole bloody pay packet on this cardiff bollocks, so any tips could help me sort things

Anonymous said...

Ok be honest Harry, are you 'peter' the 2nd post, just making sure no-one thought you were being hypocritical and ensuring everyone understands you were being ironic? And are you 'behan' the 4th post, talking yourself up?

I think we should be told....

Yid15.

Harry Hotspur said...

Yid15 - Lol. No, but now you have planted a seed so look out for what can only be called a SPREE of pro HH comments!......

dannyannekaboy said...

harry, have you bought your scum gooner shirt yet and a london a - z to find piccadilly?! i think you know what we mean!

great site mate, and delboy is one of my heroes (!) so best blog yet in your fledgling, yet illustrious, career as a blogger!

COYS

Harry Hotspur said...

You mean you missed me?

I was figure of eighting outside Burger King on rollersktates in a JVC shirt bearing the player name 'Shitferbrains' and suspenders all afternoon!

I was mugged by lighter sellers twice made team leader at Burger King.