Tuesday, May 09, 2006

What Kerfuffle....


So, in a nutshell, William Hill are offering odds of 4/1 that Daniel Levy will craft Tottenham a replay. Thierry Henry is now under medical supervision after being made nauseous by the very thought of such an appeal. And Royal academy Of Conspiracy Theorists have released vital information placing a smoking gun in the hands of one David 'vested interests, moi?' Dein. And finally, the RSPCA announced that a squirrel they were monitoring in the whichever area was successfully placed in their adoption scheme with a young chef de partie called Walcott who's on a YTS at the Marriott Hotel group. In a nutshell, geddit. Hmmn point taken.Are we straying into Chelski territory here and coming across as whiners? Do we see what we can squeeze, or do we acknowledge that we lost the 4th spot with a string of substandard appearances where silly goals were conceded in the dying minutes, longl before the trip to Upton Park?My feeling is that the precedent that would be set if we were successful in the appeal is one that no-one will want to set. Not dissimilar to being the Home Secretary that would release the Krays. Well, alright, not really, but MJ IS the Dutch Tony Soprano, and if he did put a horses head in Arsen's bed, being French, he'd probably only eat it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

very good harry.

EL said...

Actually made me laugh which is impressive under the circumstances.
Food poisoning? Airborne virus? Hours before 'that' game? Yeah right! It stinks. Really badly.

Hope the police are looking into betting statistics in asia.

Harry Hotspur said...

Cheers, el.

Anonymous said...

ha ha! ONCE AGAIN WHAT COMPLETE MUGS YOU ARE. iT WAS BECAUSE A VIRUS CONTRACTED AS A CONSEQUENCE OF POOR HYGIENE. IN SHORT, WASH YOUR HANDS WHEN YOU TAKE A DUMP. OUR FRENCH BOYS SHAT ON YOUR PUNY ENGLISH BOTTLERS.