Monkey pawed Richard Keyes swore on air today. The only shock was that he wasn't watching Tottenham fading out of this season's Premiership campaign as he did so.
More bizarrely Al Fayed's in Europe. Albeit on an Egyptian passport, but I'll hazard a guess he's not fussed about the details.
And John Terry's in A&E. You lucky, lucky nurses. My money is on a really hilarious bed bath joke before they even fill out his admission details.
So then, the last day of the season. One where the wheels dramatically fell off Man City. Keegan emphasised to Mike Ashley that he wasn't talking rot, Toon are second rate.
And West Ham fans will be rejoicing in the streets after their point at Villa. That and the fact they finished above an outfit as ropey as Spurs. It always quells the domestic violence figures when they're happy, so I embrace such rare moments.
And what of us? Fewer cries of 'We One Da Cup!" and more 'Transfers transfers transfers.'
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Posted by Harry Hotspur at Sunday, May 11, 2008