Monday, February 11, 2008

The Premiership's Fastest Player Results! *Win Lennon's Mercurial Vapour IV Boots!*

Well the results are in.

Now these chaps at Nike may turn over more schmolians than the National Debt of your average southern equatorial corrupt regime, but this competition was actually much more intersting than just Our Boy Lennon vs Gabby From Villa. They shouldda said...

Go to http://www.skysports.com/whoisthefastest/index.html and you'll see that Tottenham's wing heeled hero was actually up against Old Winker himself, Ronaldo, Joe Cole, Kenwyne Jones, Andy Johnson and even some new Pompey striker called Jermain... oh, something or other.

I won't bother with an tedious explanation of the results. You hit the link and and tell me. The only questionable aspect to me are the conditions under which the players competed. I cannot see how Andy Johnson is faster than my mate Andy The Delivery Manager queue jumping in Burger King when he's hung over...
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6 comments:

AP said...

"Idiot," a lot of people seem to only have that one word in their vocabulary when it comes to this site.

Where is the idiocy in reporting a story, providing a source and offering opinion? The answer is in the childish comments that follow so keep your petty insults to yourself and let the man report.

Anyways, are those figures accurate as based on the tests Nike did on Lennon and Agbonlahor, or have they been compliled by Opta, which would make them hugely irrelavant?

Johnson second fastest in the Premiership... I think I just ruptured my spleen.

Harry Hotspur said...

ap, appreciate the sentiment.

The no mark boring tw*t that does this is routinely is routinely deleted as a result.

I trust your spleen was insured.

AP said...

Act of god, HH. No can do on the claims front. No money plus coursework makes for one sad AP.

Hoping we give Prague a good tonking to put the smile back on my face.

Harry Hotspur said...

COYS!

shelf16 said...

Do these boots come in black and will they make me run faster for the bus?

Bush said...

Aaron Lennon may well be the quickest but he still cannot cross a ball for his life!