Friday, February 15, 2008

Tottenham Fans Phone In


Now this isn't new, in so much I received this email late yesterday...

Spurs fans have been calling the Arsenal Souvineer shop (based in The Emptycrates) in their droves and the conversation basically goes a little something like this...
Spurs fan: "Do you sell DVDs from previous games?"
Ar5ena1 employee: "Yes mate."
Spurs fan: "Do you have any from the game against Spurs at White Hart Lane last month? They've run out."
Ar5ena1 employee: "I am sick to death of you ars*holes ringing up.
*Hangs up abruptly*

Whilst I would never openly encourage anyone to make hoax calls or disrupt a legitimate business...

The shop is called 'The Armoury' and their number is 0207 704 4120.
Their opening hours are - Monday - Saturday 9.30am - 5.30pm and Sunday 10am - 4pm.

Again, their number is 0207 704 4120...
*****
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FOR UNDER £20?
CLICK ON THE KITBAG ADS TO YOUR RIGHT...
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24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Quality.

Tottinghams said...

Brilliant Harry, I'll give 'em a ring now. =D

Anonymous said...

Has anyone called to ask if they have replica shirts with a quote for 25 letters;
Tottenham Hotspur 5
Arsenal 1

Anonymous said...

idiot

Harry Hotspur said...

10.08 May meet ansafone at this hour mate...

Harry Hotspur said...

Oh look it's my friend... Mark.

Tottinghams said...

Haha, good point, that kind of dawned on me just as I posted that...

Harry Hotspur said...

Mark you must have missed your moment of fame on the previous blog...

Harry Hotspur said...
el, not so much haters as hater, singular. I didn't want to give the little pr*ck the publicity, but enough guys have emailed me over time so it's really no secret.

Mark Langton.
Former Editor (I'm not kidding)of Vital Fulham.
Here's his site url: http://www.spanishspurs.net
Where ALL contact details are available.

I have passed this url on to all the lads who emailed me over the constant 'idiot' and 'it's you Harry who makes all the anon posts!!' comments on here' and judging by the comments Mark has been leaving of late he's had some dog's abuse.

WELL DONE!

I've never been alone in regarding this w*nker as being in need of sectioning, as his very brief spell as a mod on Vital Spurs proved.

Unfortunately his comments of late have gone over the line even by his own standards of weirdness and hence the moderation.

What is sad, and I mean this, is that in all the rubbish this retarded goat has typed out on various message boards, forums or whatever, I cannot recall I single f*cking comment about Tottenham, or even football. As you'll see, his site has some pictures, but no text.

ALL of his time is spent picking holes in other people or whining other's opinions...

Anyway, that's my lot on the cnut.

Aside from a brief but predictable postscript... he emailed to say he was glad HE was responsible I was having to set up a new site because of him... er yeah, that's right Brain Damaged Boy. Your posting 'idiot' did that.

NOT the demands of 1.5 million hits in a year...

Anonymous said...

Hazza, just been on that flids 'site'.

The 'forum' is the winner, mate...
;)

A masterclass in being a lonely cunt.

Raf_THFC said...

Top stuff :D

Anonymous said...

I admit I saw it on Monday, but I promise to give'em a bell in the morning... Why the let the bastards have a day off?!

Anonymous said...

Kind of proves the point about your stalker being a spastic if he calls you or anyone else for that matter an idiot on a pro Tottenham blog. Especially on a specifically anti Arse piece. My suggestion is an obvious one and that is to ignore him.

dannyboy said...

absolute quality. love it love it love it.

and who the feck's mark langton? sounds like a right nob. do we have an extradition treaty with Spain? his site should be shut on health grounds - i laughed so much at the shitiness of it i cracked a rib!!!

coys

Anonymous said...

Rock on H. I didn't get this email. :( But I will be on the blower in the morning aswell. It's my contitutional duty!

onedavemackay said...

Harry, it's so obvious that the posts that slag you off are jealous of either your success or Tottenhams or both.

As Tom Huddlestone's Mum says "The proof of the pudding is in the eating !"

Anonymous said...

And of course if they havent any copies available we can always ask them for copies of the Match against Man Utd in the FA Cup...... luv it luv it just luvvvvve it :))

GRAZZA said...

Do they do a BOGOF offer on 5-1 and 4-0 dvds in a special gift box?

Anonymous said...

Its great to see Arsenal lose to Man U (4-0)!!!

EL said...

Just text'd the goon shop with a dvd request from stephen hawkins. Hope the electronic voice that leaves the message isn't female.

Does he do drag?

Vinny said...

Fantastic...saw the scum against the Mancs on the box...I know it wasn't us but I loved seeing those cnuts crumble like that again.

Fair play Harry sounds a crack giving that scum shop a wind up...;0)

In more good news Downing has finally signed a long-term contract at Middlesborough...much too overated and not good enough for the direction we're heading in.

Any additions in the summer must be top quality only, but with our defensive depth strengthened, we're already starting to look like a top side with Jenas and Thudds massively improved in the middle...keep it up lads.

Im lovin the Juande era.

Harry Hotspur said...

BIOYC!

URA said...

Thanks Harry for the info about the store selling DVD's of past games, wonder if they will sell us some of the game today against us at Old Trafford lol.

If ya all hate Arsenal clap ya hands.

Anonymous said...

Yeah.. lovely to watch them torn to shreds again last night. Spent 90 minutes in the bloody Haringay Sainsbury Car Park or would've had to watch it around Angel.. wife's side of the family.

Not sure i'd still be this mortal coil.. if we'd have been there !

Must be a good Man U blog we can entice with T: 0207.... arse.

Anonymous said...

Rang them, recorded the call, loved it, here it is for you to hear her abject misery of yet another call - www.newspics.co.uk/ArsenalShopDVD.wav