Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Does The Mirror Think We're Stupid?


Another day, another link with an 'unsettled' Spurs striker.

Keane was pretty much the favoured choice of the dozy hacks last season. This time round Jermain Defoe has caught the lowbrow eye of the red-tops. I lose track of it all bar the vague recollections of a swap for Cisse plus an Action Man helicopter and £6000 or was it for Harry Kewell plus £15000 plus as new boxed Buckaroo and Operation...

Next season it'll be Bebatov's turn. Mr Quality will be re branded the 'Wantaway Brooding Bulgarian.' Maybe Defoe IS leaving in January. But can we do without the endless stream of spurious tosh? If the sources of these tales aren't sauces ie. Stella or Carlsberg, let them reveal themselves.

"A call for quality journalism from a two bob blog? The world's turned on it's head, Magaret!"


Tottenham are on the up, but the downside is unsubstantiated guff of the back pages.

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Mirror IS stupid. It is the paper of the hate filled left wingers and Muslims. It is right up there with the likes of Pravda and Der Sturmer

Anonymous said...

who gives a shit what a redtop tabloid says - how you doing with sopcast???????????
and why you got the comment moderation turned on??????????

Anonymous said...

I just can't see Manure buying JD. Wouldn't he be cup tied for European competition?

Klinical said...

At least its gone up to 12 million now... Will it go back up to the all high 20 milliion that Chelscum were rumoured to be "on the brink" of offering by January if he carries on scoring at the rate he is? And long may it continue! Remember his goal v Arse in the 5-4 reverse? COYS

ParkLane67 said...

Well said Harry - I've seen this garbage everywhere all day and just read the Mirror article online - You're right it's speculative b*llocks with no substance. Then because it comes from the Mirror, it gets broadcast on National radio and picked up by every website going.... and some of these websites are even worse! I've just seen "Soccervoice" have a headline "Manchester United and Tottenham close to deal" - the article does nothing more than regurgitate the Mirror cr*p and then add they're own comment.

These so-called journos get away with murder and all it does is unsettle players, managers and supporters, but the b*stards don't give a sh*t as long as they've got something to put in "tomorrow's chip paper" or get a few hits on their cr*p websites.

By the way Harry, can you get rid of that offensive garbage posted by 'anonymous' - there are kids reading this too!

Harry Hotspur said...

Whilst I don't like the bitter little tike from vital either, let's keep it friendly..

ParkLane67 said...

Well said Harry - I've seen this garbage everywhere all day and just read the Mirror article online - You're right it's speculative b*llocks with no substance. Then because it comes from the Mirror, it gets broadcast on National radio and picked up by every website going.... and some of these websites are even worse! I've just seen "Soccervoice" have a headline "Manchester United and Tottenham close to deal" - the article does nothing more than regurgitate the Mirror cr*p and then add they're own comment.

These so-called journos get away with murder and all it does is unsettle players, managers and supporters, but the b*stards don't give a sh*t as long as they've got something to put in "tomorrow's chip paper" or get a few hits on their cr*p websites.

By the way Harry, can you get rid of that offensive garbage posted by 'anonymous' - there are kids reading this too!

Harry Hotspur said...

I'll supply an edited version. that's fair.

"Where's that spastic who hates you harry? Surely he's infuriated by your latest article?!?!?!?

Yours sincerely, A SPURS FAN WHO'S BORED WITH The ****.

And by the way, you keep on with that harry is shit, doing all the anon comments himself and rigging polls etc....what a lonely prick you are. They're run by a website. **** off you anti football gobshite.

9:40 PM

Harry Hotspur said...

Apolgies for comment moderation, unintentional....

Anonymous said...

The Tabloids aim at a readershp IQ of 12..this pretty much sums up their childish approach to journalism.

Boring, predictable and sensationalist.

I agree, it would be great to read an artical about Spurs in the tabs that actually told us something interesting and reliable for being close to the truth.

Anonymous said...

To anon number 1. What has being a Muslim got to do with this. You are just as guilty if not more guilty of talking rubbish.

WSV. said...

6.11am
Harry posts most of the anon on here and he is without doubt the biggest Racist Spurs supporter.

The real Mr. Commonsense! said...

The quicker that real Tottenham fans realise what an arsehole Harry is the better, he tries to push this guff down our throats then posts anonymously to congtatulate himself, he gets obsessed with ruining other sites credibility by posting spam and other rubbish on the other sites , won't take any critisism, removes posts that disagree with his garbage and worst of all he is a Tottenham fan, or calls himself one! makes you ashamed that arseholes like him support our great club, oh and by the way Harry, in my opinion the best thing is for Defoe to go, look at the difference between the passion of Keane when playing against the passion of Defoe, in my opinion NO CONTEST! Now this is only my opinion, I know that you will do your best to pick on me like you do your other fellow fans that do not agree with you but hey, we are all used to you manipulating ways.

Harry Hotspur said...

7.27

There are both Histats and Sitemeter on this blog. They show all traffic and, by time stamp and IP address the users on HH.

Including yours.

Harry Hotspur said...

Sorry, that should have read....

INCLUDING YOURS,

CRAVENS.

figlio di lupo said...

the fact is keane is not good enough and defoe is far from consistent. i'd take 12m+ for either of them and be delighted. Mido is a waste of space, lazy and overweight. we desperately need some fresh striking talent

Yorkspur said...

It's win, win for the tabloids.. if the player doesn't comment, then it hasn't been denied.
If the Player/club issue a denial, then it is merely bargening and it gives more tosh for them to print.

In a way we should be flattered, the Mirror obviously think the name Spurs on the back of the paper will sell copies.

I get a bit more disturbed when stories appear the week before a game, which are some feeble attempt at so called mind games (given the average intelligence of footballers and managers that could be an oxymoron). It seems to be particularly prevalent in the two lancashire cesspits.

Cusop said...

Defoe is always a worry he has had a pretty shitty time. To be left behind by the Swede in favour of Walnut must have been hard.. Getting into a rotation with Keane and Mido has not helped. His goal against Wigan was fantastic step forward.. AS MASSIVE Robbie Keane fan I would be very sad if Defoe actually left Spurs..

As for the Mirror.. Its like the Sun fall of Trolls

Blog head said...

Figlio,

Would probably take the money for defoe, would keep keane though.

Firstly though I think we need a decent left back, then are defence would be arguably the best in the league. Ekotto looks a bit dodge, hope i'm wrong.

Jenas aint worthy of sucking my nuts

figlio di lupo said...

I agree would rather keep keane of the two but he is such a moaner, and defoe's passion has gone. biggest problem is that lump Mido. fukkin waste of space...

Anonymous said...

the trouble with Mido is that now his kebab partner, Andy 'no salad with mine' Reid, had pissed off, he looks like he's not being fed properly.

figlio di lupo said...

Reidy has put on even more weight down at the valley the dirty fat yock

Blog head said...

Andy Reid, he was a big fat tub of shit, he looked like a barrell.

Mido's only got a left foot, he turns on to it all the time but I dont know why he bothers, both his feet are as fucking useless as eachother

Anonymous said...

Hello - Defoe's efforts have upped in previous weeks and looks like he and Berbatovs game could compliment each other.

I noticed in another forum there was a song for Zokora - think this player will be awesome for us - anyone know how the song goes?

figlio di lupo said...

"zokoras got a big cock, zokoras got a big cock sha-la-la-la sha-la-la-la......"(repeat excessively)

Anonymous said...

doo doo doo didier zakora, doo doo doo didier zakoro. loses something without the tune.

figlio di lupo said...

to inspector gaget tune - de de de de de didier zokora, de de de de de

Anonymous said...

shoo dee doo be do didier zakora (to tune of strangers in the night)

Anonymous said...

Three songs - awesome!

Need to get one for Berbatov next...

Plus decent ones for Lennon, Defoe and Dawson

figlio di lupo said...

We;ll take more care of you Ber-Ba-Tov, Ber-Ba-Tov..... like archibald

england'snumber1 said...

i think defoe's song's alright. not much point making a new one for him because the worst kept secret in footy is that he's leaving in January.

Anonymous said...

i think harry hotspurs a twat aswell, when spurs had their shit period at the start of the season he was lamenting jol.....not the sign of a loyal fan.

Jick Magger said...

Like the rolling Stones:-
"Dim-i-ter Berbertov
Dim-i-ter Berbertov,
he never stops"

Or as he learnt English from the Godfather:-
Da da da da da da berb-a-tov
da da da da da da berb-a-tov

Or like Archibald and the Godfather:-
He'll make you an offer you can't refuse
Berb-a-tov
Berb-a-tov

sydney wale said...

'There he was just a walking down the lane
Singing oo wa diddy didier zakora!'

sung to; 'oo wa diddy diddy dum diddy doo'.

jimbotheyid said...

To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar

Dimitar Berbatov
He looks like a gangster
He's our Berbatov

Catchy, n'est pas?

Anonymous said...

berbys gone bannas, berbys gone bannans, a la la la, a la la la
in the tune of i cant spell by wheres the left winger

Anonymous said...

HArry is a racist....get him off here...send him to highbury while it is being demolished.

Anonymous said...

my days, i dont even no wot i meant 2 comment on now! am i slatting harry or the mirror? look defoe, keane, mido....take'em or leave'em, there all distinctly average...this is boring me now! lets just fuk the filth up saturday and leave it 2 the godfather! COYS

Yoda said...

I know from one of the Liverpool directors that we offered Defoe to Liverpool last season and wanted 10 mill + but they said it was too much!!!

Anonymous said...

bollocks, all these rumours are made up gobble sh1te.

Neo said...

I dont see why people are questioning who our best strikers are? Keane and Berbatov are by far the best.
Defoe had a good goal at the weekend, but he is a waste of space generally. He rarely shoots on target, he doesnt pass, doesnt drop back when he is needed, is selfish and the thing that annoys me the most is he hates through balls, he just looks at it as if to say 'i'm not running after that!'.
And Mido, before the summer he was ok, now he should be replaced by Lee Barnard! End Of!

neo said...

If we can get £12 million for defoe i say we take it with a huge grin.

EL said...

I just love seeing people making complete fools of themselves by spending time on this site complaining about it. How dumb & contradictory can you get? Keep it coming though, it's almost as amusing as Harry's amstrad art.

Go on the Spurs!

Anonymous said...

GOOD GOD CHILD, STFU MOANING. IF SOMEONE WANTS TO MAKE RHUMORS, WHO THE HELL R U TO TELL THEM THEY SHOULD STOP..

GET OUT SOME MORE AND GET A LIFE

Harry Hotspur said...

I think this site is a disgrace too!

Anonymous said...

this ite is not a disgarce ! long live harry !
and big martin jol says defoe aint going nowhere - good enough for me !
coys